Just thought I would write some thoughts while Aiden is not reading over my shoulder.....every word I type....she reads out loud. But yeah I have always believed that I am cursed to hear gross things and see some weird things said and done by seniors. I was just out at the local Safeway a couple hours ago and got stuck in the express lane behind an old man with a bulk bag of scotch mints, and he had forgotten or didn't know he had to write down the PLU# that is on the bin......and the kid who was working the lane had to run back to get the # and then had to come back to see if they were the white or green mints, they were the white ones....and then came back and finally rung him through....
Anyways, that was just one time of probably like 20-30 times. Like another example is once I heard a rather heavy-set older lady ask a pharmacist "Excuse me? You wouldn't happen to know how much this can hold, do you??"...holding a bed-pan....(makes a vomiting sound). Or another time and this one was actually entertaining, but I was standing in line at a Shopper's when an old man who must have been like 120 years old.......asking for ointment for his runway....referring to his taint!! But the termanlogy and hand gestures he used was classic....like he actually said...."my prunebag!!!" (actually vomits while laughing)~~~~~~~~~ yup cursed!!!
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