Criss Angel......Jesus???

I have been watching "MindFreak" since it first started like three or four years ago, and some of the things Criss Angel does are......????? I have seen him float across a street and hover like 200 feet in the air, walk on water......make others levitate......those are just a few things, and most of them are amazing. I am convinced he is Jesus....and hear me out on this. If Jesus wanted to come back to earth like the Bible says he will do one day, why not come back in this way. Start out by showing the world some of your "powers" and such, and then one day all of a sudden.........."I'm Here!!!!!" and then people wouldn't be as shocked as they would have been if you had just all of a sudden appeared.......so don't be surprised if he "comes out" of that Jesus closet sometime soon, 'cause I have officially "outed" him!!!!!